I want your sex...

So David Letterman has announced that he was being blackmailed by a fellow employee who knew he had sex with some of the people he worked with.

Naturally the 24 hour news-heads have focused on the heart of this story: sex.

Or at least that would be all they want to talk about.

There is SO much more they could be talking about:

1) A guy decided to write a SCRIPT about the affairs! What happened to good old fashioned blackmail?

2) Couldn't he have written a book and made the money legitimately?

3) Why did his ex keep a diary of her sexual exploits? Was she like Drew Barrymore's character in "50 first Dates"?

4) Why hasn't Glenn Beck cried about it yet.

Sorry...back to point.

It amazes me that people in this country are still so fascinated with sex.

Its so taboo that when someone famous comes out and says he was having sex...THAT is the story?

I'll let you in on a little secret: LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE SEX EVERY DAY!

Someone them aren't even married!

Horror of horrors!

Whether I think it was right or not, apparently the sexual relations that Letterman had were consensual and with other adults. So that is not an issue for me.

He has deal with his wife and whatever pain this has brought to his marriage and family.

Beyond that I'm more interested in the lowlife who tried to make money off of it.

I'm glad Letterman came out and said this is what happened...its over. He got the word out before the tabloids could and good for him!

Now its time for the rest of America to grow up and stop giggling every time someone says a dirty word.

~ Glenn

I can't drive 55

Look, would you people do me a favor?

If for some, person reason you are unable to drive the posted speed limit will STAY THE HECK OFF THE ROADS!!!

If I have to follow one more person leading their own personal parade through the back roads of my county I may have do something drastic!

I understand that some older folks feel more comfortable driving slower...perhaps they would feel even MORE comfortable after they PULLED OVER AND LET THE 20 CARS BEHIND THEM PASS!!!

And in foul weather a good many people want to be safe...and the safest thing for them to do is TO STAY THE HECK HOME!!!

Honest to goodness people...if the sign says 45 then do at least that. If you can't then get out of the way. You must not be any hurry anyway!

Oh, and to all you people who drive in the passing lane on the highway? The ones who are in the left lane long enough to declare residency? THE SAME GOES FOR YOU!!!!

Pull over!! If you are passing someone even slower than you (as if) then DO IT! And then PULL OVER!!

And if you are trying to keep ME from speeding? Well until they give you a badge and a siren YOU ARE NOT THE PROTECTOR OF THE SPEED LIMIT!

Its not even that I speed! I just want to get around the slower traffic and some moron is coasting along in the left lane for 100 miles while a trail of cars get caught behind them.

Of course George Carlin can explain it better than I ever could.

Enjoy!



~ Glenn